Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Current Status: Renewed for the 10th season
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12th Dec 2011 S09E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
5th Dec 2011 S09E11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
21st Nov 2011 S09E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
14th Nov 2011 S09E09 - Frodo's Headshots
7th Nov 2011 S09E08 - Thank You For The Intercourse
31st Oct 2011 S09E07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
24th Oct 2011 S09E06 - The Squat and The Hover
17th Oct 2011 S09E05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
10th Oct 2011 S09E04 - Nine Magic Fingers
3rd Oct 2011 S09E03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
26th Sep 2011 S09E02 - People Who Love Peepholes (2)
19th Sep 2011 S09E01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)
14th Feb 2011 S08E16 - That Darn Priest
7th Feb 2011 S08E15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
17th Jan 2011 S08E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
3rd Jan 2011 S08E13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
13th Dec 2010 S08E12 - Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
6th Dec 2010 S08E11 - Dead From The Waist Down
22nd Nov 2010 S08E10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
15th Nov 2010 S08E09 - A Good Time in Central Africa
8th Nov 2010 S08E08 - Springtime On A Stick
1st Nov 2010 S08E07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
25th Oct 2010 S08E06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
18th Oct 2010 S08E05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
11th Oct 2010 S08E04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
4th Oct 2010 S08E03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
27th Sep 2010 S08E02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
20th Sep 2010 S08E01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
24th May 2010 S07E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
17th May 2010 S07E21 - Gumby with a Pokey
10th May 2010 S07E20 - I Called Him Magoo
12th Apr 2010 S07E19 - Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
22nd Mar 2010 S07E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
8th Mar 2010 S07E17 - I Found Your Mustache
1st Mar 2010 S07E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
8th Feb 2010 S07E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
1st Feb 2010 S07E14 - Crude and Uncalled For
18th Jan 2010 S07E13 - Yay, No Polyps!
11th Jan 2010 S07E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
14th Dec 2009 S07E11 - Warning, It's Dirty
7th Dec 2009 S07E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
23rd Nov 2009 S07E09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
16th Nov 2009 S07E08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
9th Nov 2009 S07E07 - Untainted by Filth
2nd Nov 2009 S07E06 - Give Me Your Thumb
19th Oct 2009 S07E05 - For the Sake of the Child
12th Oct 2009 S07E04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
5th Oct 2009 S07E03 - Mmm, fish. Yum.
28th Sep 2009 S07E02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
21st Sep 2009 S07E01 - 818-jklpuzo
18th May 2009 S06E24 - Baseball with Better Steroids
11th May 2009 S06E23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
4th May 2009 S06E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
27th Apr 2009 S06E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
13th Apr 2009 S06E20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
30th Mar 2009 S06E19 - The Two Finger Rule
16th Mar 2009 S06E18 - My Son's Enormous Head
9th Mar 2009 S06E17 - The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
2nd Mar 2009 S06E16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
9th Feb 2009 S06E15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat
2nd Feb 2009 S06E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
19th Jan 2009 S06E13 - I Think You Offended Don
12th Jan 2009 S06E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
15th Dec 2008 S06E11 - The Devil's Lube
8th Dec 2008 S06E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
24th Nov 2008 S06E09 - The Mooch At The Boo
17th Nov 2008 S06E08 - Pinocchio's Mouth
10th Nov 2008 S06E07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy
3rd Nov 2008 S06E06 - It's Always Nazi Week
20th Oct 2008 S06E05 - A Jock Strap In Hell
13th Oct 2008 S06E04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'
6th Oct 2008 S06E03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
29th Sep 2008 S06E02 - Pie Hole, Herb
22nd Sep 2008 S06E01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
19th May 2008 S05E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
12th May 2008 S05E18 - If My Hole Could Talk
5th May 2008 S05E17 - Fish in a Drawer
28th Apr 2008 S05E16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
21st Apr 2008 S05E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
14th Apr 2008 S05E14 - Winky-Dink Time
31st Mar 2008 S05E13 - The Soil is Moist
24th Mar 2008 S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
17th Mar 2008 S05E11 - Meander To Your Dander
26th Nov 2007 S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
19th Nov 2007 S05E09 - Tight's Good
12th Nov 2007 S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
5th Nov 2007 S05E07 - The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
29th Oct 2007 S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
22nd Oct 2007 S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
15th Oct 2007 S05E04 - City of Great Racks
8th Oct 2007 S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
1st Oct 2007 S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
24th Sep 2007 S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
14th May 2007 S04E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
7th May 2007 S04E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
30th Apr 2007 S04E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
23rd Apr 2007 S04E21 - Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
16th Apr 2007 S04E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
9th Apr 2007 S04E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)
19th Mar 2007 S04E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
26th Feb 2007 S04E17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
19th Feb 2007 S04E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
12th Feb 2007 S04E15 - My Damn Stalker
5th Feb 2007 S04E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
22nd Jan 2007 S04E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
8th Jan 2007 S04E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
11th Dec 2006 S04E11 - Walnuts and Demerol
27th Nov 2006 S04E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
20th Nov 2006 S04E09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
13th Nov 2006 S04E08 - Release the Dogs
6th Nov 2006 S04E07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
23rd Oct 2006 S04E06 - Apologies for the Frivolity
16th Oct 2006 S04E05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
9th Oct 2006 S04E04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
2nd Oct 2006 S04E03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
25th Sep 2006 S04E02 - Who's Vod Kanockers
18th Sep 2006 S04E01 - Working for Caligula
22nd May 2006 S03E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
15th May 2006 S03E23 - Arguments for the Quickie
8th May 2006 S03E22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
1st May 2006 S03E21 - And the Plot Moistens
24th Apr 2006 S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
10th Apr 2006 S03E19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
20th Mar 2006 S03E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
13th Mar 2006 S03E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
6th Mar 2006 S03E16 - Ergo, The Booty Call
27th Feb 2006 S03E15 - My Tongue is Meat
6th Feb 2006 S03E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
23rd Jan 2006 S03E13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium
9th Jan 2006 S03E12 - That Special Tug
19th Dec 2005 S03E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
28th Nov 2005 S03E10 - Something Salted and Twisted
21st Nov 2005 S03E09 - Madame and Her Special Friend
14th Nov 2005 S03E08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
7th Nov 2005 S03E07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
24th Oct 2005 S03E06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
17th Oct 2005 S03E05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
10th Oct 2005 S03E04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
3rd Oct 2005 S03E03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
26th Sep 2005 S03E02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
19th Sep 2005 S03E01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
23rd May 2005 S02E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
16th May 2005 S02E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
9th May 2005 S02E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
2nd May 2005 S02E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
18th Apr 2005 S02E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
21st Mar 2005 S02E19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
7th Mar 2005 S02E18 - It Was Mame, Mom
21st Feb 2005 S02E17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
14th Feb 2005 S02E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
7th Feb 2005 S02E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
31st Jan 2005 S02E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
17th Jan 2005 S02E13 - Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
3rd Jan 2005 S02E12 - A Lungful of Alan
13th Dec 2004 S02E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
29th Nov 2004 S02E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
22nd Nov 2004 S02E09 - Yes, Monsignor
15th Nov 2004 S02E08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
8th Nov 2004 S02E07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
25th Oct 2004 S02E06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
18th Oct 2004 S02E05 - Bad News from the Clinic
11th Oct 2004 S02E04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
4th Oct 2004 S02E03 - A Bag Full of Jawea
27th Sep 2004 S02E02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
20th Sep 2004 S02E01 - Back Off Mary Poppins
24th May 2004 S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
17th May 2004 S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo
10th May 2004 S01E22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
3rd May 2004 S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
19th Apr 2004 S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
22nd Mar 2004 S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
1st Mar 2004 S01E18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick
23rd Feb 2004 S01E17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
16th Feb 2004 S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
9th Feb 2004 S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
2nd Feb 2004 S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
12th Jan 2004 S01E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan
5th Jan 2004 S01E12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
15th Dec 2003 S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
24th Nov 2003 S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving
17th Nov 2003 S01E09 - Phase One, Complete
10th Nov 2003 S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
3rd Nov 2003 S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
27th Oct 2003 S01E06 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
20th Oct 2003 S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
13th Oct 2003 S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
6th Oct 2003 S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
29th Sep 2003 S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards
22nd Sep 2003 S01E01 - Pilot